The travelling agency

I try to stay active at some Swedish communitys to use the language and to just keep in touch with the o-so-famouse Svenska Folksjalen. However, when some Swedish people see I live in Canada they want travelling tips och wants to know all of Canada and the US and their differences.
Seriously, I'm not a fucking travelling negotiater. I don't want to help you with you plans to go to the US and I don't care to see your pics of the Grand Canyon. Eh.