The tequila trend

Alitteration of the day

Lately there has been this trend. Every weekend meens going out and sometime a few months ago I found tequila. It tastes good, makes me funny and is relatively cheap. So the past five or six weekends has been filled with tequila. I never get hung-overs, but I think I'm getting there. Mondays are worse and worse.

I also, for some reason see it as my mission to make out with as many as possible when I'm drunk. Congrats, I will get herpes. Great. Really. And people keep recognizing me, and I don't return it. Why do people think I like them just because I stick my tongue down their throats...?